

"Talk to the hand."
Mary Alice Jones wrote over 50 books about Jesus in the 1950s and 60s. This one is called Jesus and the Children. I will sum it up for you: A huge crowd of people are gathered to see Jesus and the kids are at the back of the crowd. Their mother asks one of Jesus's friends to get them in and he's like whatever, Jesus is too busy/important/much of a rockstar for you. Then somehow Jesus sees this and tells his friend off and talks about how he loves the children for a few pages. Then they all sit in the shade of a tree and cuddle.
"Why be normal when you can make man-babies and Jesus lovers with no pants on..."










